Master Tree Pisser

Blog of Reaver "desertmongrel". I post random things i find/see online most of the time NSFW
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Patric and Silvia took us to this great little pizza place in the foothills of the Alps. #NorthernItaly @milliesramsey @geofflramsey


That’s a pretty spiffy dildo it even has a hole which indicates it can pump some fake semen or whatever. Great dildo. I like purple.


I wanted to make a more concise list of my brushes, with examples in tow.

Please don’t be afraid to tweak the settings if you use any of these. I never change the settings on my marker brush, but I am constantly changing at least the “blending” setting on all of my painting brushes.

If you’re missing certain textures, this download may help. I believe it is where my cloud brush originated from, though I’ve altered the settings from the original.

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okay I think this covers the basics of the way I do my lineart, hopefully it’ll be helpful enough! if something’s unclear don’t be afraid to shoot me an ask about it.

enjoy and dON’T GIVE UP it might get really frustrating at times with all the control z-ing and re-drawing lines but the more you do it, the quicker it’ll get to get them right the first time around and the better you’ll become at it so yes, good luck friends.

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Asker kaorien Asks:
I remember seeing some posts when art programs are on sale, so I just wanted to let you know clipstudio is on sale from now to monday the 28th! It's $19 for pro (60% off) and $99 (55% off) for ex version.
desertmongrel desertmongrel Said:


You are very correct! Thank you for letting us know, we will happily share this with our followers.


ClipStudio is a drawing program for both Windows and Mac. It is greatly discounted right now. 
Here is a link to their official website where you can find the deal:


Here are a few examples of their program’s finctions, though many more can be found on the front page of their website.
Also, a video of their program in motion [Link].




It seems to be a Vector based program, much like Illustrator or Adobe Flash. For followers who are not aware, Photoshop works in Pixels rather then Vectors.

/!\ EDIT: Followers should be made aware of the following.
I have just been made aware that ClipStudio is apparently… the exact same program as Manga Studio 5/Ex. The only difference is that CSP is the digital download and MS5 is the physical copy. It has recently changed to this and is VERY misleading and has caused a number of people to purchase a program they already own. It’s more noticeable on the Smith Micro website where both “versions” are offered. Those who are still in doubt should definitely try the demo prior to purchase.”
- An anon dropped this information in our inbox.
Thank you for the information



Master glassblower and stained glass artist Loren Stump in California has wowed the internet with an extraordinary display of virtuosity. He created a “loaf” of glass, called murrine, out of carefully layered glass rods that, when sliced, reveal a painstakingly detailed work of art in cross-section.

"The most impressive thing about his work is that the resulting image can only be seen in its entirety after the murrini is cut…"

(via Artist Creates Glass Loaves That Can Be Sliced Into Beautiful Portraits Like Bread | Bored Panda)

my lord…

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